A Funny BDSM Poem

Ok, I don't normally post stuff like this, but a funny poem came to me when I was listening to a Dolemite sound-byte on Youtube.
Hope you laugh and enjoy!

Dominant, submissive, slave, or switch,

We all just a kinky son of a bitch….

Whips and chains, crops and hands too,

Gonna whip that ass, til it turns blue…

Leather and Latex and collars galore,

Got grown ass men kneeling on the floor…

People in chains or tied with some rope,

Somebody just bent over and got a pussy grope…

Swings, crosses, stocks and tables,

People using all kinds of props if they able…

What is this thing called that we don’t practice just on a whim?

It’s safe, sane and consensual... BDSM.